Week 2 opens with California Stoners–Gone in 60 Saquons on a knife edge
The Tony Romo board is set: one near coin flip, one early points ceiling and decisions for every roster before kickoff.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readTen identities. One league. Every catch counts.

The Tony Romo board is set: one near coin flip, one early points ceiling and decisions for every roster before kickoff.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readLeague update: Sep 15, 8:27 AM PDT. Scores below are from this update.
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A 1.20-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readCalifornia Stoners faces Gone in 60 Saquons with a 124.98-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readGone in 60 Saquons faces California Stoners with a 123.78-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readA 10.91-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readThe Bower Rangers faces Chase’In a 3-peat with a 109.21-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readA 10.02-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readPat’s Perfect Team faces KY All Up in Your Eye with a 122.16-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readKY All Up in Your Eye faces Pat’s Perfect Team with a 112.14-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readA 6.26-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readComedian DESTROYS Ekeler faces Tush Push Nation with a 118.23-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readA 2.37-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 1:11 PM PDT · 2 min readJerky Jones faces The Hawk’s Nest with a 123.49-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 1:11 PM PDT · 2 min readTush Push Nation faces Comedian DESTROYS Ekeler with a 111.97-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 1:11 PM PDT · 2 min readChase’In a 3-peat faces The Bower Rangers with a 120.12-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 11:06 AM PDT · 2 min readThe Hawk’s Nest faces Jerky Jones with a 121.12-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 10:34 AM PDT · 2 min read15 players · Roster verified Sep 15, 8:23 AM PDT
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Five championships. A sixth to chase. California’s full ppr · 4 playoff places campaign rewards receptions, touchdowns and explosive plays.
| Rank | Club | W–L–T | For | Against |
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| 1 | Comedian DESTROYS Ekeler | 1–0–0 | 196.06 | 108.16 |
| 2 | Tush Push Nation | 1–0–0 | 162.32 | 128.52 |
| 3 | The Hawk’s Nest | 1–0–0 | 159.66 | 121.86 |
| 4 | Chase’In a 3-peat | 1–0–0 | 138.90 | 83.80 |
| 5 | Jerky Jones | 1–0–0 | 120.26 | 115.76 |
| 6 | California Stoners | 0–1–0 | 128.52 | 162.32 |
| 7 | Gone in 60 Saquons | 0–1–0 | 121.86 | 159.66 |
| 8 | The Bower Rangers | 0–1–0 | 115.76 | 120.26 |
| 9 | KY All Up in Your Eye | 0–1–0 | 108.16 | 196.06 |
| 10 | Pat’s Perfect Team | 0–1–0 | 83.80 | 138.90 |
Yahoo league source ↗ · Posted rank is not playoff seeding.










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