Week 2 opens with Roll’s Rebels–Real Life Al Bundy on a knife edge
The Rollmerican board is set: one near coin flip, one early points ceiling and decisions for every roster before kickoff.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read2026 SEASON · EIGHT CLUBS
Rollmerican.
Eight identities. One league. Every touchdown worth twelve.
THE ROLLMERICAN LEAD
WEEK 1 · Week 1 final
Open Yahoo ↗Rollmerican
League update: Sep 15, 8:26 AM PDT. Scores below are from this update.
Final · stat corrections pending
Game report & club profiles ↗Final · stat corrections pending
Game report & club profiles ↗Final · stat corrections pending
Game report & club profiles ↗Final · stat corrections pending
Game report & club profiles ↗UP NEXT / WEEK 2
California’s full schedule ↗A new week. A clean slate.
Rollmerican
California Stoners237 projected
Paintin’ Manning220 projected
Roll’s Rebels216 projected
Real Life Al Bundy206 projected
Accomplished Accomplice224 projected
Lasso’s Goldfish242 projected
Queen in the North215 projected
Mr. McGibblets225 projectedAround the league.
The Daily Green ↗The Rollmerican beat · Sep 17
California Stoners vs Paintin’ Manning: California Stoners carries the early edge
A 17-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
California Stoners: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks
California Stoners faces Paintin’ Manning with a 237-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Paintin’ Manning: Close the gap before Week 2 locks
Paintin’ Manning faces California Stoners with a 220-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Roll’s Rebels vs Real Life Al Bundy: Roll’s Rebels carries the early edge
A 10-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Roll’s Rebels: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks
Roll’s Rebels faces Real Life Al Bundy with a 216-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Real Life Al Bundy: Close the gap before Week 2 locks
Real Life Al Bundy faces Roll’s Rebels with a 206-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Accomplished Accomplice vs Lasso’s Goldfish: Lasso’s Goldfish carries the early edge
A 18-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Accomplished Accomplice: Close the gap before Week 2 locks
Accomplished Accomplice faces Lasso’s Goldfish with a 224-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Lasso’s Goldfish: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks
Lasso’s Goldfish faces Accomplished Accomplice with a 242-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Queen in the North vs Mr. McGibblets: Mr. McGibblets carries the early edge
A 10-point Yahoo projection gap leaves this Week 2 matchup close enough for one lineup decision to swing it.
Sep 17, 1:11 PM PDT · 2 min read
Mr. McGibblets: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks
Mr. McGibblets faces Queen in the North with a 225-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 1:11 PM PDT · 2 min read
Queen in the North: Close the gap before Week 2 locks
Queen in the North faces Mr. McGibblets with a 215-point projection and one practical roster priority.
Sep 17, 11:06 AM PDT · 2 min readOne team. One Week 2 plan.
All team previews ↗- California StonersCalifornia Stoners: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks ↗
- Paintin’ ManningPaintin’ Manning: Close the gap before Week 2 locks ↗
- Roll’s RebelsRoll’s Rebels: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks ↗
- Real Life Al BundyReal Life Al Bundy: Close the gap before Week 2 locks ↗
- Accomplished AccompliceAccomplished Accomplice: Close the gap before Week 2 locks ↗
- Lasso’s GoldfishLasso’s Goldfish: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks ↗
- Mr. McGibbletsMr. McGibblets: Protect the edge before Week 2 locks ↗
- Queen in the NorthQueen in the North: Close the gap before Week 2 locks ↗
California football.
Inside the Stoners ↗15 players · Roster verified Sep 15, 8:23 AM PDT
| Player | Pos | Role |
|---|---|---|
 Jonathan Taylor | RB | Starter |
 Josh Allen | QB | Starter |
 Drake London | WR | Starter |
 Kyren Williams | RB | Starter |
 Rashee Rice | WR | Starter |
 Tyler Warren | TE | Starter |
 Devaughn Vele | WR | Starter |
| San Francisco 49ers | DEF | Starter |
 David Montgomery | RB | Flex |
 Deebo Samuel Sr. | WR | Bench |
 MarShawn Lloyd | RB | Bench |
 Dontayvion Wicks | WR | Bench |
 Courtland Sutton | WR | Bench |
 Jalen Coker | WR | Bench |
 Jake Bates | K | Starter |
Stay Green. Chase Gold.
Five championships. A sixth to chase. California’s non-ppr · 12-point touchdowns campaign puts a premium on touchdowns and big plays.
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The championship record ↗The race starts here.
League standings ↗| Rank | Club | W–L–T | For | Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Roll’s Rebels | 1–0–0 | 303 | 230 |
| 2 | Lasso’s Goldfish | 1–0–0 | 279 | 276 |
| 3 | Paintin’ Manning | 1–0–0 | 238 | 189 |
| 4 | Mr. McGibblets | 1–0–0 | 229 | 220 |
| 5 | California Stoners | 0–1–0 | 276 | 279 |
| 6 | Queen in the North | 0–1–0 | 230 | 303 |
| 7 | Real Life Al Bundy | 0–1–0 | 220 | 229 |
| 8 | Accomplished Accomplice | 0–1–0 | 189 | 238 |
Yahoo league source ↗ · Posted rank is not playoff seeding.
Meet the eight.
All club profiles ↗
The GreenhouseEnter the club ↗
The BowlEnter the club ↗
The FoundryEnter the club ↗
The Northern ThroneEnter the club ↗
The AlibiEnter the club ↗
The CanvasEnter the club ↗
The Shoe BoxEnter the club ↗
The Giggle DomeEnter the club ↗
THE DAILY GREEN / PRESS BOXBig opinions.
Big opinions.
Very fictional people.
Original reporter characters. Real league receipts. Every team has someone asking the awkward question.
Meet all 18 beat writers ↗Mack Mercer
The Red Pen
Nobody gets a legacy exemption.
Meet your beat writer ↗Nina Vale
The Short Memory
Forget last week. Account for this one.
Meet your beat writer ↗Rafael Rook
The Rebel Yell
A big score can still hide a bad call.
Meet your beat writer ↗June Frost
The Cold Read
The crown does not set the lineup.
Meet your beat writer ↗Tess Ledger
The Paper Trail
Follow the points. Then follow the decision.
Meet your beat writer ↗Ravi Brush
The Fresh Coat
Pretty projections still need to dry.
Meet your beat writer ↗Earl Fourthdown
The Shoe Department
Four touchdowns are history. This slot is today.
Meet your beat writer ↗Viv Slate
The Mascot Whisperer
Under the costume, there had better be a plan.
Meet your beat writer ↗All reporter names, portraits, biographies and personas are fictional. Scores and football reporting are sourced separately.
California’s road.
Both league schedules ↗W1Lasso’s GoldfishMatchup ↗W2Paintin’ ManningMatchup ↗W3Accomplished AccompliceMatchup ↗W4Mr. McGibbletsMatchup ↗W5Roll’s RebelsMatchup ↗W6Lasso’s GoldfishMatchup ↗W7Paintin’ ManningMatchup ↗W8Accomplished AccompliceMatchup ↗W9Queen in the NorthMatchup ↗W10Real Life Al BundyMatchup ↗W11Lasso’s GoldfishMatchup ↗W12Paintin’ ManningMatchup ↗W13Accomplished AccompliceMatchup ↗W14Mr. McGibbletsMatchup ↗
Lasso’s GoldfishMatchup ↗W2Paintin’ ManningMatchup ↗W3Accomplished AccompliceMatchup ↗W4Mr. McGibbletsMatchup ↗W5Roll’s RebelsMatchup ↗W6Lasso’s GoldfishMatchup ↗W7Paintin’ ManningMatchup ↗W8Accomplished AccompliceMatchup ↗W9Queen in the NorthMatchup ↗W10Real Life Al BundyMatchup ↗W11Lasso’s GoldfishMatchup ↗W12Paintin’ ManningMatchup ↗W13Accomplished AccompliceMatchup ↗W14Mr. McGibbletsMatchup ↗Know the rulebook.
Passing
- Passing yards
- 1 / 10 yd
- Touchdown
- +12
- Interception
- −2
Rushing
- Rushing yards
- 1 / 5 yd
- Touchdown
- +12
Receiving
- Reception
- 0
- Receiving yards
- 1 / 5 yd
- Touchdown
- +12
Full scoring & league settings
Ball security
- 2-point conversion
- +2
- Fumble lost
- −1
- Offensive fumble-return TD
- +12
Kicking
- FG 0–39 yards
- +3
- FG 40–49 yards
- +4
- FG 50+ yards
- +5
- PAT made
- +1
Defense / ST
- Sack
- +2
- Interception
- +4
- Fumble recovery
- +4
- TD / safety / blocked kick
- +12
- Return yards
- 1 / 10 yd
- Return TD
- +12
- Extra point returned
- +2
Points allowed
- Shutout
- +40
- 1–6
- +7
- 7–13
- +4
- 14–20
- +1
- 21–27
- 0
- 28–34
- −1
- 35+
- −2
League settings
- Competition
- Head-to-head · Week 1 start
- Playoffs
- 6 teams · Weeks 15–17
- Divisions
- 2 · winners receive top seeds
- Playoff reseeding
- No
- Waivers
- 2 days · continual rolling list
- Trades
- League vote · 2-day review
- Can’t-cut list
- None
- Scoring
- Whole points · negative points on
- Acquisition limit
- No season maximum
- Post-draft players
- Follow waiver rules
- Direct add to IR
- No
- Eliminated teams locked
- No
- Median scoring
- Off
- Second weekly opponent
- Off