CALIFORNIA FOOTBALL · EST. 2008
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Gone in 60 Saquons

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania · The Fast Lane

2026 record
0–1–0
Home ground
The Fast Lane
This week
The Hawk’s Nest
Gone in 60 Saquons crest and stadium artwork
Gone in 60 Saquons · Club artwork
WEEK 2 / THE NEXT DECISION

Keep Olave cover; Coker is also limited

Olave’s new Thursday hamstring listing makes receiver cover more urgent against California. Underhill described the early exit as precautionary, but Friday’s game designation still matters. Keep captured reserves Metcalf and Burden available; Coker remained limited and is not assured healthy cover. Adams occupies flex, so moving him to receiver also requires an eligible flex replacement. Do not trade receiver depth before settling that plan. TE competition with Gesicki can wait behind the health check; verify current availability before any claim.

Suggestions based on Yahoo capture Sep 15, 8:26 AM PDT. Verify availability before claiming.
WEEK 2 / CURRENT ROSTER

The team now.

Yahoo roster captured Sep 15, 8:24 AM PDT.
Slots reflect this capture; Week 2 selections can change.

Current roster · 15 players
PlayerPositionSlotNext NFL game
Josh AllenQBQBThu 8:15 pm vs Det
Christian McCaffreyRBRBSun 4:25 pm vs Mia
Saquon BarkleyRBRBSun 1:00 pm @ Ten
Chris OlaveWRWRSun 1:00 pm @ Bal
DJ MooreWRWRThu 8:15 pm vs Det
Harold Fannin Jr.TETESun 1:00 pm @ TB
Davante AdamsWRW/R/TMon 8:15 pm vs NYG
Jalen CokerQWRBNSun 1:00 pm @ Atl
Luther Burden IIIWRBNSun 1:00 pm vs Min
DK MetcalfWRBNSun 1:00 pm @ NE
Tony PollardRBBNSun 1:00 pm vs Phi
Patrick MahomesQBBNSun 8:20 pm vs Ind
Mark AndrewsTEBNSun 1:00 pm vs NO
Jason MyersKKSun 4:25 pm @ Ari
BroncosDEFDEFSun 4:05 pm vs Jax

Verify the current roster on Yahoo ↗

WEEK 1 FINAL / THE LOCKED TEAM SHEET

How the final score was made.

Yahoo capture: Sep 15, 8:27 AM PDT.
Bench points do not count toward the score.

Starting lineup
Player / game statusSlotPoints
Josh Allen · Buf - QBFinal W 36-31 @ Hou334 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TD, 2 Rush TDQB41.16
Christian McCaffrey · SF - RBFinal W 27-7 @ LAR68 Rush Yds, 5 Rec, 20 Rec YdsRB13.80
Saquon Barkley · Phi - RBFinal W 24-22 vs Was83 Rush Yds, 1 Rec, 1 40 Yd RushRB9.50
Chris Olave · NO - WRFinal L 30-31 @ Det182 Rec Yds, 10 Rec, 2 40 Yd RecWR29.20
Luther Burden III · Chi - WRFinal W 59-37 @ Car63 Rec Yds, 5 Rec, 1 Fum LostWR9.50
Harold Fannin Jr. · Cle - TEFinal L 10-34 @ Jax21 Rec Yds, 2 RecTE4.10
Davante Adams · LAR - WRFinal L 7-27 vs SF3 Rec, 26 Rec YdsW/R/T5.60
Jason Myers · Sea - KFinal W 13-10 vs NE1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39, 1 PAT MadeK7.00
Broncos · Den - DEFFinal L 10-31 @ KC2 Sack, 1 Int, Pts Allow 28-34DEF2.00
Bench & reserve
Player / game statusSlotPoints
DJ Moore · Buf - WRFinal W 36-31 @ Hou100 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD, 5 RecBN22.00
DK Metcalf · Pit - WRFinal W 20-13 vs Atl4 Rec, 40 Rec YdsBN8.00
Tony Pollard · Ten - RBFinal L 10-23 vs NYJ35 Rush Yds, 1 Rec, -1 Rec YdsBN4.40
Patrick Mahomes · KC - QBFinal W 31-10 vs Den2 Pass TD, 184 Pass Yds, 1 Rush TDBN27.16
Mark Andrews · Bal - TEFinal W 41-23 @ Ind49 Rec Yds, 4 RecBN8.90
Jalen Coker · Car - WRFinal L 37-59 vs Chi138 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TD, 8 RecBN34.80
THE FRANCHISE STORY

The Fast Lane. Their house.

Sixty Seconds Is Plenty

Gone in 60 Saquons was built around one terrifying idea: a football game can change in less than a minute. Founded in Philadelphia by former getaway driver turned offensive strategist Vincent Rush, the franchise recruited explosive athletes capable of transforming routine plays into instant disasters for opposing defences. The team became famous after scoring three touchdowns during the final sixty seconds of its inaugural championship.

That improbable comeback inspired the club’s name, identity, and obsession with acceleration. The Fast Lane was constructed beside an abandoned automobile plant, with illuminated racing stripes running from each tunnel toward midfield. Before every fourth quarter, a massive speedometer above the scoreboard begins counting toward sixty.

The franchise celebrates Saquon Barkley’s explosive running style without using his likeness. Its identity instead centres on an original silver panther named Torque. Every player is taught the same principle: remain patient, find the opening, and accelerate before the defence realises the game has disappeared.

The characters behind the club.

Original characters from Gone in 60 Saquons’s franchise story.

Running Back · #26

Silas “Sixty” Kane

Playing style
Patient behind blockers before unleashing extraordinary acceleration
Personality
Confident, composed, relentlessly competitive
In the club story
Kane scored all three touchdowns during the legendary comeback
Wide Receiver · #11

Victor “Redline” Cruz

Playing style
Elite deep threat who reaches maximum speed instantly
Personality
Charismatic, daring, occasionally reckless
In the club story
His final reception established the last minute victory tradition
Linebacker · #55

Marcus “Wrecking Lane” Tate

Playing style
Violent downhill pursuit with exceptional closing speed
Personality
Intense, disciplined, fiercely protective
In the club story
Tate’s forced fumble began the sixty second championship sequence

The next chapter is on the field.

Week 1 · Week 1 final · Sep 15, 8:27 AM PDT. Scores below are from this update. Current scores on Yahoo ↗

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