Rollmerican
Week 1 · California vs. Lasso’s Goldfish
276 — 279 · Week 1 final
As of Sep 15, 8:26 AM PDT · 15 roster spots
Lineup & league report ↗One club. Two lineups.
The players, people and places behind California.
The standard starts
with the team.
California competes in the Rollmerican Football League and the Tony Romo Fan Appreciation League. One asks for touchdowns. The other pays for every catch. Both carry the same crest.
Five championships sit in the record book. The work now is the next lineup, the next matchup, and the next chance to add a banner.
Meet the 2026 roster ↗This week in California
Full schedule ↗
Tony Romo
Week 1 · California vs. Tush Push Nation
128.52 — 162.32 · Week 1 final
As of Sep 15, 8:27 AM PDT · 15 roster spots
Lineup & league report ↗Inside football operations
From the California beat
View all stories ↗
Week 2 opens with Roll’s Rebels–Real Life Al Bundy on a knife edge
The Rollmerican board is set: one near coin flip, one early points ceiling and decisions for every roster before kickoff.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min read
Week 2 opens with California Stoners–Gone in 60 Saquons on a knife edge
The Tony Romo board is set: one near coin flip, one early points ceiling and decisions for every roster before kickoff.
Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT · 2 min readThe characters behind the clubs
From the franchise storybook · Original club storytelling
Lasso forgets. Bundy remembers. California keeps receipts.
A goldfish, a shoe salesman and a five-time champion have very different ideas about how long football history should last.
Sep 12, 2:15 PM PDT · 2 min read
The Foundry, the throne and a very well-dressed alibi.
The Rebels bring a battle cry. The Queen brings composure. Accomplished Accomplice would prefer that you stop asking questions.
Sep 12, 2:15 PM PDT · 2 min read
Paint dries. McGibblets does not.
One club wants every route to complete the picture. The other has spiral eyes and a plan that nobody can explain.
Sep 12, 2:15 PM PDT · 2 min read
Dinner, a light show and one last roast.
Jerky Jones brings the smoke. The Bower Rangers bring five beams of light. Comedian DESTROYS Ekeler would like the microphone.
Sep 12, 2:15 PM PDT · 2 min read
One yard. One minute. No room for error.
Tush Push Nation, Gone in 60 Saquons and Pat’s Perfect Team turn distance, time and precision into three very serious personality traits.
Sep 12, 2:15 PM PDT · 2 min read
A crown, a nest, an enormous eye—and California.
The Third Crown chases a finish. The Eyrie guards its territory. The Blind Spot watches everything. The Stoners have another banner in mind.
Sep 12, 2:15 PM PDT · 2 min read
BEYOND THE ROSTER
Make yourself part of California. ↗
The traditions and supporters that give the club its voice.