WEEK 1 · Final · stat corrections pending
ROLLMERICAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE · CLUB PROFILE
Real Life Al Bundy
Chicago, Illinois · The Shoe Box
- 2026 record
- 0–1–0
- Home ground
- The Shoe Box
- This week
- Mr. McGibblets
Keep a usable tight-end contingency
Brown is in IR and Evans at receiver in the captured roster. Kittle was limited Wednesday with an Achilles issue. Bowers reportedly missed Thursday’s media-open practice after Wednesday’s knee-related DNP; no final Sunday ruling is verified. Johnson officially returned on a limited basis Thursday after illness, but he is not yet a cleared waiver fallback. Compare a freshly verified Gesicki option before trading receiver depth; retain Kittle pending later reports.
Suggestions based on Yahoo capture Sep 15, 8:25 AM PDT. Verify availability before claiming.WEEK 2 / CURRENT ROSTER
The team now.
Yahoo roster captured Sep 15, 8:24 AM PDT.
Slots reflect this capture; Week 2 selections can change.
| Player | Position | Slot | Next NFL game |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jalen Hurts | QB | QB | Sun 1:00 pm @ Ten |
| James Cook III | RB | RB | Thu 8:15 pm vs Det |
| Bucky Irving | RB | RB | Sun 1:00 pm vs Cle |
| Garrett Wilson | WR | WR | Sun 1:00 pm vs GB |
| Mike Evans | WR | WR | Sun 4:25 pm vs Mia |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | WR | Thu 8:15 pm @ Buf |
| George Kittle | TE | TE | Sun 4:25 pm vs Mia |
| Tetairoa McMillan | WR | W/R | Sun 1:00 pm @ Atl |
| Brock BowersO | TE | BN | Sun 4:05 pm @ LAC |
| Quinshon Judkins | RB | BN | Sun 1:00 pm @ TB |
| Tony Pollard | RB | BN | Sun 1:00 pm vs Phi |
| Blake Corum | RB | BN | Mon 8:15 pm vs NYG |
| A.J. BrownIR | WR | IR | Sun 1:00 pm vs Pit |
| Brandon Aubrey | K | K | Sun 4:25 pm vs Was |
| Steelers | DEF | DEF | Sun 1:00 pm @ NE |
WEEK 1 FINAL / THE LOCKED TEAM SHEET
How the final score was made.
Yahoo capture: Sep 15, 8:26 AM PDT.
Bench points do not count toward the score.
| Player / game status | Slot | Points |
|---|---|---|
| Jalen Hurts · Phi - QBFinal W 24-22 vs Was3 Pass TD, 203 Pass Yds, 46 Rush Yds | QB | 65 |
| James Cook III · Buf - RBFinal W 36-31 @ Hou57 Rush Yds, 12 Rec Yds | RB | 13 |
| Bucky Irving · TB - RBFinal L 27-33 @ Cin1 Rush TD, 45 Rush Yds, 48 Rec Yds | RB | 29 |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown · Det - WRFinal W 31-30 vs NO2 Rec TD, 67 Rec Yds | WR | 37 |
| A.J. Brown · NE - WRFinal L 10-13 @ Sea26 Rec Yds | WR | 5 |
| Garrett Wilson · NYJ - WRFinal W 23-10 @ Ten79 Rec Yds | WR | 15 |
| Brock Bowers · LV - TEFinal W 27-13 vs MiaNo recorded scoring statistics | TE | 0 |
| Tetairoa McMillan · Car - WRFinal L 37-59 vs Chi75 Rec Yds, 1 Fum Lost | W/R | 14 |
| Brandon Aubrey · Dal - KFinal L 20-28 @ NYG2 PAT Made | K | 2 |
| Steelers · Pit - DEFFinal W 20-13 vs Atl1 TD, 4 Sack, 2 Int | DEF | 40 |
| Player / game status | Slot | Points |
|---|---|---|
| Quinshon Judkins · Cle - RBFinal L 10-34 @ Jax33 Rush Yds, 17 Rec Yds | BN | 9 |
| Mike Evans · SF - WRFinal W 27-7 @ LAR1 Rec TD, 49 Rec Yds | BN | 21 |
| Tony Pollard · Ten - RBFinal L 10-23 vs NYJ35 Rush Yds | BN | 7 |
| George Kittle · SF - TEFinal W 27-7 @ LAR12 Rec Yds | BN | 2 |
| Blake Corum · LAR - RBFinal L 7-27 vs SF54 Rush Yds | BN | 10 |
THE FRANCHISE STORY
The Shoe Box. Their house.
Four Scores and a Lifetime Ago
Real Life Al Bundy represents every former high school football legend who believes his finest game remains the most important athletic achievement in human history.
The franchise was founded by a disgruntled shoe salesman who once scored four touchdowns in a single championship game. Decades later, he used that increasingly embellished story to assemble a fantasy team built on faded glory, stubborn confidence, and the refusal to admit that life peaked before graduation.
The team plays at The Shoe Box, a wonderfully shabby stadium with battered recliners in the luxury suites and an enormous scoreboard permanently displaying four touchdowns.
Real Life Al Bundy rarely looks prepared, motivated, or particularly pleased to be there. Somehow, the team remains dangerous. Every unlikely victory becomes further evidence that the old legend still has something left.
The next chapter is on the field.
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