CALIFORNIA FOOTBALL · EST. 2008
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Two leagues. Five titles. Always California.

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California Stoners Week 2 team preview using the approved fantasy club crest — original club artworkTHE CALIFORNIA BEAT · CLUB ILLUSTRATION
WEEK 1 / BOTH LEAGUES

The matchups.

All scores & sources ↗
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WEEK 1 / 4 MATCHUPS

Rollmerican

Non-PPR · 12-point touchdowns

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Week 1 final · Scores captured . Final results, subject to stat corrections.

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WEEK 1 / 5 MATCHUPS

Tony Romo

Full PPR · 6-point touchdowns

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Week 1 final · Scores captured . Final results, subject to stat corrections.

UP NEXT / WEEK 2

A new week. A clean slate.

California’s full schedule ↗

Rollmerican

Not started · Yahoo projections checked Sep 15, 8:23 AM PDT. Estimates, not results.

Tony Romo

Not started · Yahoo projections checked Sep 15, 8:23 AM PDT. Estimates, not results.

THE WEEK 1 FINAL EDITION

The results are in.
The review starts here.

Two California losses. Nine final matchups. Best and worst performances, all 18 teams, and the decisions that matter next.

CHARLOTTE WENT OFF96PTS

Bears 59. Panthers 37.
The highest-scoring NFL season opener.

Inside the record game ↗
CALIFORNIA / ROLLMERICAN3

Three points short.

Final: California 276, Goldfish 279. Allen’s 85 and Montgomery’s 51 could not quite cover an uneven receiver week. Vele and the 49ers are already in the Week 2 roster.

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CALIFORNIA / TONY ROMO33.80

A team loss. Several repairs.

Final: California 128.52, Tush Push 162.32. Jefferson, Montgomery and McBride delivered. Washington, the quarterback choice and the kicker spot lead the next meeting.

The results and top tens ↗
THE DAILY GREEN / TEAM PREVIEWS

The film room
looks ahead.

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Accuracy check: Sep 17, 2:08 PM PDT. Individual sources retain their capture times. Scores & sources ↗

STONERGRAM / FICTIONAL GAMEDAY FEED

The group chat
escaped.

Imagined posts from our fictional beat writers around the fantasy league. Real scores. Invented captions. Absolutely no chill.

Mack MercerCalifornia Stoners
Fictional post
California Stoners gameday scene — fictional club illustrationThe Greenhouse · Club illustration
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276–279. The three-point loss has made the receiver meeting mandatory. Allen’s 85 and Montgomery’s 51 deserve better support. Vele and the 49ers are already in; Coker’s limited Wednesday work is not Sunday clearance.

Week 1 finals · roster captures dated separately · Wednesday injury notes · Satire
Nina ValeLasso’s Goldfish
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Lasso’s Goldfish gameday scene — fictional club illustrationThe Bowl · Club illustration
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279–276. Henry’s 67 brought the Goldfish home. The aquarium has authorized a three-point celebration and absolutely no speech about comfortable margins.

Week 1 finals · roster captures dated separately · Wednesday injury notes · Satire
Rafael RookRoll’s Rebels
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Roll’s Rebels gameday scene — fictional club illustrationThe Foundry · Club illustration
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303–230. The league’s high score belongs to the Rebels. Swift and Robinson combined for 108; Pitts’s zero has already led to a current-roster change at tight end. Winning has not cancelled the audit.

Week 1 finals · roster captures dated separately · Wednesday injury notes · Satire
June FrostQueen in the North
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Queen in the North gameday scene — fictional club illustrationThe Northern Throne · Club illustration
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230–303. Caleb scored 87 and the crown still lost by 73. Likely’s 39 watched Loveland’s zero from the bench. Next week’s tight-end meeting has been moved ahead of the coronation.

Week 1 finals · roster captures dated separately · Wednesday injury notes · Satire
Tess LedgerAccomplished Accomplice
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Accomplished Accomplice gameday scene — fictional club illustrationThe Alibi · Club illustration
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189–238. Flowers 42, Kincaid 26 and Dart 69 were on the bench. Those outcomes justify a review of roles and matchups, not a claim that the right answers were obvious before kickoff.

Week 1 finals · roster captures dated separately · Wednesday injury notes · Satire
Ravi BrushPaintin’ Manning
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Paintin’ Manning gameday scene — fictional club illustrationThe Canvas · Club illustration
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238–189. The win is real. So is a current roster with three defenses. Paintin’ Manning has already changed kicker and defense; the equipment room is requesting one useful offensive shelf.

Week 1 finals · roster captures dated separately · Wednesday injury notes · Satire

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THE REAL NFL / SEPTEMBER 13

Around the grounds.

September 13 game images from published NFL coverage.
Open each image for the original reporting and credit.

Jaxson Dart for TAKEAWAYS · published NFL game imageEast Rutherford · MetLife Stadium

The Sunday-night closer

Jaxson Dart in coverage of the Giants’ 28–20 win over Dallas.Elsa/Getty Images · via ESPN
Caleb Williams · published NFL game imageCharlotte · Bank of America Stadium

The record night’s leading man

Caleb Williams in coverage of the 59–37 Bears–Panthers opener.David Jensen/Getty Images · via ESPN
Trevor Lawrence · published NFL game imageJacksonville · EverBank Stadium

A bench quarterback with a loud case

Trevor Lawrence in coverage of Jacksonville’s 34–10 win.AP Photo/Phelan M. Ebenhack · via ESPN
Ja'Marr Chase · published NFL game imageCincinnati · Paycor Stadium

The star who did not save Sunday

Ja’Marr Chase in published coverage of Cincinnati’s opener.Katie Stratman-Imagn Images · via ESPN
THE DAILY GREEN / PRESS BOX

Big opinions.
Very fictional people.

Original reporter characters. Real league receipts. Every team has someone asking the awkward question.

Meet all 18 beat writers ↗

All reporter names, portraits, biographies and personas are fictional. Scores and football reporting are sourced separately.

Five California franchise championship rings — club illustration
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